Sunday, September 12, 2010

Wal Mart Bubble Thoughts

Situation: Large fat nasty woman walks by me in the chip aisle, smiles to show her beautiful yellow teeth-
Bubble thought: Damn woman- do you realize you smell like a freaking ashtray? Find me the Febreeze aisle NOW!

Situation: Family is shopping in Wal Mart with three kids under the age of 5, all are running and screaming at the top of their lungs.
Bubble thought: Damn- first of all- condoms are sold in the pharmacy area, second- control your heathen kids, third- wonder if I can get ALL 3 kids into a pet carrier and lock em in?

Situation: Another large woman standing in front of the tea display blocking it with her hips and her basket despite multiple shoppers saying ‘excuse me’
Bubble thought: Look you rude pig, move over and let us pick items off the shelf, or are you a hoarder and want it all for yourself?

Situation: Cashier at the local Wal Mart bagging my groceries- puts one or two items in each bag- giving me about 40 bags for $70 worth of groceries
Bubble thought; Hello stupid- what is the point of all these bags? are you also charging me per bag?
Reality:- I rebagged many items greatly reducing the number of bags I had to leave with.


Anonymous said...

WOW... this is going to be a long week. You are hating on my cohort... the fat folks! Please tell me that you dont have bubble thoughts about your "bubbled" coworkers.

The Bipolar Diva said...

That thought about the lady blocking the tea made me howl! LOL!

Karyn said...

Hey Anony mouse- not hating on you or your cohorts- just the rude lady who kept blocking not only my access but the access of several shoppers to the tea products- we asked her to move POLITELY including saying excuse me- but she just stood there-